Play in Preverbs

A preverb transforms a standard proverb into a humorous effect. Wolfgang Mieder defines it as, “parodies, twisted or fractured proverbs that reveal humorous or satirical speech play with traditional proverbial wisdom.”

If at first you don’t succeed, quit is funny if one knows the proverb’s ending “try,
try again.”  Then the t-shirt version: If at first you don’t succeed, sky diving is not for you.

Proverbs modified to have an unexpected, amusing, or nonsensical ending also abound.

A rolling stone gathers no moss. – A rolling stone gathers momentum.

All that glitters is not gold. - All that glitters is not dull.

A Penny saved is a Penny taxed.

Misery loves company or bacon.

Try a few "bird in the hand" modifications.